Friday, October 26, 2012

Happy Shit – 10/26/12

Have I mentioned my hatred of road construction? New England has a very short road construction season, about mid-May to mid-October, so clearly the thing to do is wait until the beginning of October to START all the projects...Thanks state of New Hampshire!

Anyway, without further ado, here is some shit that made me happy this week:

I received my very own plush TARDIS for my office! I <3 IT SO MUCH! Thank you Jason!
It even makes the noise and the little light lights up! SQUEE!!!!!
I found out that a personal pie factory exists. PERSONAL. PIE. FACTORY.
You guys, I WILL MAKE ALL OF THE PIES.
I shared this yesterday on facebook, but I don't care. I need this for winter. No, seriously. NEED.
Severed Wampa Hand Ice Scraper? Fuck yeah!
I was totally blown away that any of these things exist. Possibly because the people that made them thought there wasn't enough terror in the world?
This isn't nearly the worst one.
I love this video of make-up artist doing makeup while blindfolded. It makes me feel better about my makeup skills, or lack thereof.
Foundation time! *squish*
I have not yet shared my love of Written By A Kid. My favorite episode is Scary Smash.
S.Q.U.A.T. Team lead by Gerald (Joss Whedon).
And that is about it for this week...oh wait. This video almost made me pee my pants in fear.
I believe in ceiling hands.

8 comments:

Amber Holt said...

When I lived in Wisconsin I quickly learned a couple of things.
1. There are 2 seasons Winter and Construction Season
2. You MUST have a sleeve when getting the snow off your windsheld. Umm I'm from FLORIDA how was I supposed to know I was going to get a coat arm full of snow?!
Pie Maker? I'm more of a salty snack girl: http://www.amazon.com/Smart-Planet-CDM-1-Corn-Maker/dp/B002MVOIP8/ref=pd_sim_k_18
Yoooou're Welcome!

capybaraworld said...

So agree about road construction..esp when the detour signs stop leaving you completely lost as in Houston this year

Melissa Bloechl said...

Amber, don't hit me but...I don't like corn dogs. I love corn bread, but I have never liked hot dogs. I know, there is something wrong with me...maybe I will make you a pot pie with my pie factory.

Melissa Bloechl said...

Gah, I hate when detour signs just leave you in the middle of nowhere. It's like the guy in charge of putting them up was like, "Eh, fuck it. They'll know where to go from here."

Amber Holt said...

I would love a pot pie, just leave out the gross veggies!

Melissa Bloechl said...

Psh...veggies...who puts healthy shit in a pie?!

Except for fruit...but that is tempered with sugar so I think I will be okay there.

Valerie said...

I'm so jealous of your plush tardis!! AND I NEED THAT ICE SCRAPER!!

Hugs!

Valerie

Melissa Bloechl said...

EVERYONE needs that ice scraper. EVERYONE.

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