We were allowed to wear our costumes to work today, but I didn't want to be the only one wearing one, so I brought it with me instead. Apparently everyone here hates fun because I haven't seen a single person in costume. There isn't even any candy hanging around! WTF?!
|Do these people hate joy AND sugar?!|
|WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?|
Yeah, that's what I thought. Keep moving, asshole.
|If you are too lazy pray Aunt Ethel out of Purgatory, give some cakes to a poor person!|
First some NH local news. These teenagers took a fucking tractor for a joyride.
|Bitches be like,"Hey baby! I love your tractor!"|
|Again, you're welcome.|
|This will be a masterpiece.|
Peter Hollens and the Gardiner Sisters do an acapella pirate melody.
|Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me...|
|GAH! Is...is she turning INTO a spider?!|
|It looks all infected and shit too. Sweeeet.|
|It..It's looking at me. Make it stop.|
|That is a pretty sweet look.|
|Look at that bullshit. If I had six willing participants, I would totally go to a party in a group costume. I CALL WRATH!|
|GAH! FUCK! RUN DUDE! PARKOUR YOUR ASS OUT OF THERE!|