Fun fact of the week: Female koala bears have two vaginas and male koala bears have a bifurcated (forked) penis.
|Haha, now all you can think about is its penises. Pervert.|
|LOOK! I'm still alive! But very tired!|
IN YOUR FACE THEATER GODS!
|It says,"I want to pillage," but in a stately and elegant way.|
|Mine is the one on the right, as I like the 10th doctor more than the 11th.|
Just my preference, I still love the current doctor and the 9th doctor.
|No sonic screwdriver is going to fix the tuning here.|
|The fancier the dress the better the bed will be!|
|And then you faceplant your keyboard from expending all that effort to look aware.|
|You believe the world is going to end today? Well...Aren't you just a special kind of stupid!|
|Take a good long look. Yup, that is where poop comes from.|
|Guess where these were found.|
|"Pet owners excited over results"?|
Um, no. Those pet owners have lost their goddamn minds.
|That cat is going to shit on everything you own when he lands.|
|He wants to put his hand in a puppet. Aw yeah.|
|No worries, it is only -41 goddamn degrees outside.|
He is referring to -41 Celsius. The conversion is -41.8 degrees Fahrenheit,
AKA pretty fucking cold.
|That horse is like,"What the fuck did I do to deserve this?"|
|What the fuck is this madness?!|
|Me? I want a HOOOOOOLA HOOOOOOP!|
|Most considerate parents ever?|