Friday, December 14, 2012

Happy Shit – 12/14/12

Hi all. I barely survived this week because work was dumb. I need a nap.

Random fact of the day: A chipmunk can store about a teaspoon worth of food in each cheek.
Hiya. I have two teaspoons of deliciousness in here and it is all for me!
And now, shit that made me happy this week:

I love Tolkien AND Martin Freeman. This movie might break my mind with awesomeness.
Ahem...anyway...continuing with my list:

The friendship of Tara and Bella. It made me cry because it is such a moving, unusual friendship.
"Pet my my entire tummy all at once Tara!" – Bella the Dog
Because it is almost Christmas, I will share with you one of my most favorite Christmas songs by Jonathan Coulton. There is enslavement, forced labor, and robot overlords...uh, I mean Protectors...
Festive Doom!
And that video led me to another song I love by the same guy called Todd the T1000.
He is making a fist, one finger at a time...
And that led me to another video for Valerie: the song "RE: Your Brains" (also by the same guy).
Pretty much, Jonathan Coulton is awesome and you should check out all of his shit.
Zombie mantra.
And for those of you who haven't seen it, here is Breaking the Barrier.
Oh hell no, you stinky-ass motherfucker. YOU WILL PAY.
Where are my beans?!
Puppets and Neil Patrick Harris: Valerie, this isn't the same one that you shared. THEY MADE MORE. Fuck yeah! Also, Neil Patrick Harris is the shit. If you say he isn't, you are objectively wrong and someone will be by your house shortly to punch you in the face.
I can't eat this! It's beaver! I don't eat beaver...
Then we have a bunch of wonderful feelings from Max No Sleeves.
New book smell: WONDERFUL.
This totally kick-ass "Theme from Rohan" that was made for The Lord of the Rings Online for their new Riders of Rohan expansion. So pretty...
Shhh. It's Lord of the Rings...bask in the awesomeness.
This page that has 28 pictures of cute animals dressed up for Christmas.
I look fucking ridiculous. Ridiculously ADORABLE.
This dude discusses taxidermy and the preservation of humans. It is worth watching just to see the goat bagpipe. GOAT BAGPIPE, you guys!
Let me play you the song of my people. HWRENK!
The most adorable booby defense system ever. 
GAH! Tits with claws?! That's just unnatural!
And finally, this picture just made me squee.
I'm all tucked in. Give me a carrot and read me a story.
And that is it for this week. See you all on Monday, where I am sure to be bitching about something.


Amy the rockin hairdresser said...

Legen...wait for it.....dary

Anonymous said...

OMG!!! I will tuck that cutey in with a carrot, greens, anything! Shhhh....sleep baby!

Valerie said...

Ok... Wow... I'm overwhelmed with awesome sauce!!!

1. I just saw the Hobbit and it was SPECTACULAR!!! I love hobbits even more now... If that is even possible.

2. I need that song on my iPod... Stat.

3. Neil Patrick Harris is a fracking GOD!!!! I could watch him with puppets all day... In fact, I actually can now say that I have watched him with puppets all day.

You rock!!

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