|Pretty much sums up how I feel right now.|
|I had a superior at work tell me that depression isn't real and that I should "get over it."|
|Hello? Shit, where are all the musicians?!|
Well...Buckle up bitches, I'll just have to sing this thing.
First up, the Dalek Relaxation Tape.
|Results in 24 hours!|
|For those who don't get the Tiger Christmas thing, Tiger Mom and Eagle Dad are what the stereotypical over-bearing Chinese parents are called.|
|POWERTHIRST! BE UNCOMFORTABLY ENERGETIC!|
And Men Explain: Purses.
|"Imagine there are no pockets..."|
I don't have to imagine. THAT IS THE WORLD I LIVE IN. Women's clothing has a disturbing lack of usable pockets, thus we carry a purse. Mystery: SOLVED.
|It...it looks like a manta ray...|
|Baby owls look like a cotton ball that grew a face. And legs.|