Friday, March 22, 2013

Happy Shit – 3/22/13

Hello people! I have made it to the end of another week and I have to apologize AGAIN because I can't seem to keep a fucking blog schedule.
Sad panda is sad.
And fun fact of the week: It has been illegal to put tomatoes in clam chowder in Maine since 1939.
We are fucking serious about this shit here in New England. Don't mess up our seafood with your shitty tomatoes.
And now a bunch of shit that made me happy this week! WOOOO!

First, this short video of Cheesecake the Capybara and the puppies she is raising as her own.
WARNING: This video contains fatal levels of cuteness.
And that leads me to Rocky Ridge Refuge, where Cheesecake and her fellow animals live. They have, like, ALL THE ANIMALS. Oh, also friend them on Facebook! You will get to see all of their cute pictures! It never fails to bring a smile to my face when I see their photos in my news feed.
Where else are you going to see a African Sulcata Tortoise named Crouton snuggling a puppy? WHERE?!
Keeping with the animal theme, I found out that people train and have service pets that are motherfucking MONKEYS.
Tell me that if you needed a service animal, you wouldn't want a motherfucking monkey. If you said you wouldn't, you are a fucking liar.
Continuing on, I rediscovered my love of "On A Boat" by The Lonely Island.
I'm on a boat motherfucker, don't you ever forget.
And this metal cover of "On A Boat", which I find hilarious.
Brutal.
I have been addicted to GIF mashups where they take funny GIFs and they add a song or noises to them to make them more hilarious. Like this one, or this one, and this one.
Like this needs more awesome, but they found a way. With song.
Step Fucking One: Adopt a firing position and make sure there are no fucking insurgents around. Nothing fucks up good coffee like fucking insurgents.
For those of you who don't know what Etsy is, good for you. It can have some amazing things on it. But sometimes, the products they are trying to sell are just not right. Like, seriously not right. All of those screw ups (known as Tragicrafting) are on Regretsy, which is hilariously awesome:
GAH! Edible baby heads?! Thanks for the nightmare fuel Regretsy.
And these music videos from a YouTube series called "The Guild" (the link is to the whole first season of the series). The show revolves around the lives of a gamers' online guild, The Knights of Good, who play countless hours of a fantasy MMORPG video game entitled The Game. Also, it stars Felicia Day and Wil Wheaton appears in season 3 as the head of a rival guild called the Axis of Anarchy. It is pretty sweet. And although these music videos have nothing to do with the plot of the series but they are entertaining in their own right. There are three: Do You Wanna Date My Avatar?, Game On, and I'm The One That's Cool.
Just like us on this blog, their love exists in virtual space.
The Grumpy Cat website. Because I love that fucking cat.
Tarter Sauce. She is my hero.
And lastly, Henri Le Chat Noir. I think I have shared his stuff before, but if not listen to his innermost thoughts as he experiences the torment that is life. Henri, Paw de Deux, Le Vet, L'Haunting, and The Worst Noël. He also did two of the most awesome Friskies commercials ever: commercial 1 and commercial 2 with two more to come.
Henri on scary Halloween costumes.
And that is it for this week. Again, I really apologize for not posting regularly. Life sucks donkey balls.
Yes, these are a real thing.

2 comments:

Valerie said...

I love The Guild!! The first season is available on Netflix. Hilarious!!

Is it wrong I want the chocolate baby heads for my kids Easter baskets??

Hugs!

Valerie Nunez and the Flying Platypi

Melissa Bloechl said...

Well, it appears that the baby head people don't have a shop on etsy anymore. But she does have a website! http://evilcakehead.com/the-mad-artist-tea-party/

And then I saw these: http://www.conceptsincandy.com/Full-round-small-mannequin-core-body-makes-1-l-p/ao234.htm

Also, have you seen this on Facebook? https://www.facebook.com/SandyCandyTwins

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