I had yesterday off because my mom is on vacation and she helped me paint my dining room, which I didn't take a picture of before I left for work this morning because I am the worst blogger ever. It is a lovely shade of medium green (called Boston Fern) instead of a weird blue shade of white.
|This is the "blue" before.|
I say if you are going to bother going
through the pain in the ass bullshit
of painting, at least paint it a COLOR
not a fucking shade of white.
Anyway, fun fact of the week! An estimated 23% of all damage to photocopiers worldwide is believed to be caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.
|Don't worry, I'll call the service guys when I am done|
making these copies for the boss.
A new Epic Rap Battles of History episode!
|Ghandi vs Martin Luther King, Jr.|
"I am passively resisting the fact that you suck."
|I'll make you look like Rhianna!|
|Beating up bad guys, but still looking hot.|
|Oh Asians, why must you be awesome at everything?|
|It's not you, it's me...|
|This guy seriously ran for office in the 2008 NH primary. It was awesome.|
|Far over the Misty Mountains cold...|
|Our journey to Erebor requires that we carry these bitchin' guitars.|
|No matter how many times I offer, YOU SAY NO.|
|In Nevada, it is illegal to ride a camel on the highway.|
Side note: They tried to introduce the camel to the
southwestern US for military use and the program was
gaining support until it was abandoned during the Civil War.
It is said that decedents of the original camels still reside in
the most desolate parts of the southwest deserts.
|Oops! Forgot my pants!|