Friday, March 1, 2013

Happy Shit – 3/1/13

Happy March!

I had yesterday off because my mom is on vacation and she helped me paint my dining room, which I didn't take a picture of before I left for work this morning because I am the worst blogger ever. It is a lovely shade of medium green (called Boston Fern) instead of a weird blue shade of white.
This is the "blue" before.
I say if you are going to bother going
through the pain in the ass bullshit
of painting, at least paint it a COLOR
not a fucking shade of white.
I would like to say that I LOVE the paint with primer in it. It may cost more, but I am all about not having to do multiple coats, because that is for chumps. Next, I will paint the kitchen in a lighter complimentary green (called Timothy Hay) because right now it is the same blue/white as the dining room.

Anyway, fun fact of the week! An estimated 23% of all damage to photocopiers worldwide is believed to be caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.
Don't worry, I'll call the service guys when I am done
making these copies for the boss.
And now the happy shit! YAY!

A new Epic Rap Battles of History episode!
Ghandi vs Martin Luther King, Jr.
"I am passively resisting the fact that you suck."
Here are 100 ways to piss off your girlfriend. Guys and lesbians: don't do these things.

Guys: No.
And from the same girl, her boyfriend does her makeup.
I'll make you look like Rhianna!
And this video of a bunch of tiny animals being cute and cuddly.
SQUEEEEE!!!
This kick-ass, fan-made Wonder Woman video. Too bad it isn't a full length movie, it looks pretty sweet.
Beating up bad guys, but still looking hot.
This video of five accordion players (accordionists?) playing Take On Me.
Oh Asians, why must you be awesome at everything?
And this video where Matt Damon breaks up with his toilet.
It's not you, it's me...
 And this article on how New Hampshire isn't a real place.
This guy seriously ran for office in the 2008 NH primary. It was awesome.
This a capella version of The Hobbit's dwarf song, Misty Mountain.
Far over the Misty Mountains cold...
And a rock version of the same song by different guys.
Our journey to Erebor requires that we carry these bitchin' guitars.
This video rant about people with rank breath not accepting gum when you offer it pleadingly.
No matter how many times I offer, YOU SAY NO.
This article about stupid motor vehicle laws across the country.
In Nevada, it is illegal to ride a camel on the highway.

Side note:
They tried to introduce the camel to the
southwestern US for military use
and the program was
gaining support until it was abandoned during the Civil War.
It is said that decedents of the original camels still reside in
the most desolate parts of the southwest deserts.
And for all those people who are not morning people (like me), here is Max No Sleeves being a morning zombie.
Oops! Forgot my pants!
And finally, I was reminded of this song the other day, so I found the video and I still find it hilarious (the real music video for this song is also hilarious).
Ma-ia hii!!!!
And that is it for this week. See you all for our next exciting episode!

2 comments:

Valerie said...

That Misty Mountains video was fantastic! Love that song!

Hugs!

Valerie

Melissa Bloechl said...

I love that song too...in a nearly sexual way. It is fantastic like that.

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