Monday, October 21, 2013

Happy Shit – The Non-Friday Edition

Sorry about the radio silence for the past couple of weeks, but if I wasn't at work, I was at home working on our Halloween costumes. But good news, everyone: The are DONE! And we finished them in time for the party yesterday! Just barely, but still...Are you guys ready for this?
They both took forever to put together. The sewing, the painting, and making that damn latex mask to stick to his face so he wouldn't have to wear the kind that is held on with elastic and cuts into you. It is not hard to make (if you want to make your own, here is a link to the instructional video), it is just EXCEPTIONALLY time consuming. And messy. And stinky.
If you have never worked with this stuff, holy shitballs it stinks. Make sure to work in a well ventilated area if you value your brain cells.
Fun fact of the week until this Friday when there will be another fun fact: October comes from the Latin word "octo" which means eight. In ancient Roman calendar, October was the eighth month of the year. When the Gregorian calendar was adopted in 1582, it became the tenth month of the year.

What do you mean the number for October is "10" means eight! WTF.
Anyway, I'm going to do happy shit because I haven't done it in a couple of weeks now. Also, this Friday I am going to try to have Halloween themed happy shit. WOO for seasonal holiday relevance!

Construction workers react to Miley Cyrus' "Wrecking Ball."
"You don't get to lick my sledgehammer! Only I get to lick my sledge hammer! And maybe Tommy..."
This gigantic bird photobombing a news program.
Am I in the shot?! Crap, sorry!
 Sugar-free gummi bears get a shitty review.
I am intrigued. Go on...
This bird mirroring the dance this guy does.
Shake that groove thing.
The Piano Guys put a piano on the Great Wall of China. Because of course they did.
No, it isn't a green screen.
This hand dinosaur saying rawr.

 Archer's cast in Top Gun music video.
Highway to the...DANGER ZONE!
This exceedingly creepy sweatshirt dance.
This site that photoshops in cats in place of bouquets that brides are throwing.
They are going to need so many band-aids when that cat lands.
This man riding a tiny bicycle.
A guinea pig playing basketball.
He's going to dunk! SQUEE!
This cat that is dumbfounded by a flushing toilet.
What manner of sorcery is THIS?!
I almost peed when I watched Bad Lip Reading: Game of Thrones Edition.
Dang it Petey! Don't ever call it a Renaissance Faire, alright?!
And this tortoise failing to make a love connection.
No. No! NO!!!
How to Sleep by Max NoSleeves.
This is also the face I make when I don't want to get up.
This guy in a wacky waving inflatable tube man costume just doing his thing.
Russian tampon commercial gets right to the point.
What? It is just two women swimming...
Anyone who had their window open on this train is having a bad day.
Train troll.
And this is the story of how Hogwarts was founded.
Oh...hey Salazar...
And that is it until this coming Friday!


Jacki said...

hahaha, i have a vid of my cat doing the same exact thing at the toilet! lol!

Sarah Revels said...

Love your costumes! Question now is where are you going in them and am I invited?

Valerie said...

Glad you're back! Those costumes are amazeballs!! I also just peed myself a little laughing. Well played, old friend... Well played.



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