Friday, September 6, 2013

Happy Shit - 9/6/13

What's up, internet friends?

Today was one of those days where I just wanted to rip my hair out. By the time this afternoon came, I had been bombarded with multiple requests, subjected to high school levels of drama, had a small panic attack (complete with stress hives - oh yes, those are a thing), and my printer decided that it really didn't want to talk to my computer anymore, therefore screwing over all printing for the rest of the day.
It looks all nice and innocent, but really it is lurking...waiting for the most inopportune moment to BE A FUCKING ASSHAT.
Anyway, fun fact of the week: Baby koalas eat special poops from their moms called pap. Pap contains enzymes that help them break down the tough fibers of eucalyptus and gum leaves until they can start producing enough of their own enzymes to eat and digest it own their own.
OMG! I don't even care that you eat poop, I want to love your face!
And happy shit:

This link is less "happy shit" and more "oh-my-fucking-god-this-is-disgusting-why-am-I-watching-this"...
"Oh, it's daytime! Better eat some larvae and drink my own piss!" - Bear Grills
And from the same site, here are 18 images, most of which will haunt your dreams.
Okay, I promise I am done with the disturbing and disgusting stuff. Look at this cool video of people driving into a shitbunch of cardboard boxes!
It makes me happy inside to see all of the cardboard destruction.
And because I use this phrase all the time, here is Flula trying to understand "piss like a racehorse."
This is the photo that came up when I searched "Piss like a racehorse." Yes.
And this cover of Fields of Gold by Evynne Hollens is nice.

I don't know why the internet has been devoid of readily available funny things lately...I hope you have a lovely weekend and I will write again sometime next week.


Valerie said...

I had the same kind of day you did... Hopefully, I can get thru this week without murder.

.... Well, too much murder...



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