|Behold! My honeymoon on Great Exuma in the Bahamas. The first and only tropical place I have ever been.|
|Me thinks, someone is compensating for something...|
I am in love with this blueberry muffin tea. Seriously. LOVE.
|It tastes like muffins. It is fucking magical.|
The other teas from Teasy that are also fantastic: Harvest Apple, Blood Orange (makes awesome iced tea), and Earl Grey La Crème (I don't even like regular Earl Grey, but this one is fantastic).
|GO BANANA MAN! GO!|
|Maybe YOU'RE the droid I'm looking for.|
|"There's a Satan man around and he kills all the people with the Satan fork."|
(I can't help it, I always picture the Robot Devil whenever Satan is mentioned...it comes up in conversation way more often than you would think. Or maybe that's just me.)
|Fuck you, blinds.|
|"Panty-pirate always gets the booty!" Aw yeah...|
|No, don't just look at the dog...LOOK AT THE DOG WITH YOUR WHOLE FACE.|
|We're gonna go SWARPing this weekend...it's like LARPing, but with more lightsabers.|
Still doesn't beat the historical pre-enactment society though...
|I love the bored derp face she has on the entire time.|
|Would you like to search the web for "Irritable Bowel Syndrome"? I will call you Doctor Farty-pants, okay?|
|He has his hatchet and his axe...you know, because an axe is a guitar shape AND a weapon...though the guitar he has is not an axe...Fuck. It's a pun, dammit!|
|Why does the black guy always gotta die first?!|
|Oh, splat cat...you understand me...|