|Go ahead. Someone throw gasoline on this bitch of a day.|
|I will fucking smother you. With love.|
|Please observe the assholery of this.|
The green arrows show my normal route. The purple ones show my new route.
There are also TWO goddamn schools on that road that I now have to go right by,
just as all the kids are getting dropped off.
|"I have always wanted to drive 20mph on the highway," said no one ever.|
|I haven't even unlocked my office or had a fucking cup|
of coffee yet. You better be bleeding to death.
|Someone tell me when you are all done fighting. It better be before 4pm when the mail goes out.|
|Gee, thanks asshole for coming in and infecting the rest of us.|
Home, however, is an hour away on a good day and it has gotten colder so everything on the roads has frozen solid...I am having an AWESOME fucking day.