|You're welcome internet.|
|Seriously, you should get a dermatologist to look at that.|
|OH. EM. GEE. SQQQQQUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEE!|
|This message will self-destruct...|
|BAM! Fire hands.|
And more Neil Patrick Harris puppet dreams!
MaxNoSleeves gives us a list of New Year's Resolutions that he won't keep, and one he will.
This absolutely hilarious bad lip reading mash up of Bruno Mars, Lady Gaga, and Jay-Z. Seriously, this damn song has been in my head all week. Thanks a lot David...asshole.
Here is another hilarious lip reading, this time of Michael Bublé's "Haven't Met You Yet". Also, here is Michael Bublé's reaction to seeing this parody of his song.
If this was how basketball was played, I would actually watch it.
And, HOLY SHIT. This video is a combo of Assassin's Creed III and parkour. It is amazeballs. This one is also amazing.
Also, unicycle freestyling. It is one of the weirdest, but most awesome things I have ever seen.
And of course, the new episode of Ask a Mortician: Special Hawaii Edition. Also, she is writing a BOOK! YAY!
|This is a couture dream! *SNAP*|
|Eating Healthy: Hey Dominos, do you have salads? Great, I'll take five deep dish pizzas.|
Yup...that is how my resolutions usually work out.
|I have no idea what the real songs sound like or what the real words are,|
but as far as I am concerned they SHOULD be singing about Grande Tacos and
stealing a midget's Porsche while he is tied to a stake in the rain.
|I don't care what the original song is about,|
they made the chorus into "We can shoot a Russian Unicorn"
and made fart and poop jokes. That is way more awesome
than anything it was before.
|There should be more trampolines in all sports.|
|Just a dude, killin' the British and flippin' out in 1775.|
|Yup, just sliding down this bannister on a motherfucking unicycle. No big thing.|
|This is Caitlin's book-writing face.|
And this video featuring camera warfare. You keep thinking, "Damn, this is an awesome war movie," but then? CAMERAS.
|Oh shit! RUN! He has a zoom lens!|
This has to be the most epic paintball fight ever.
|We claim this fucking dirt pile bitches!|
And that is it for this week. Since my promises of posting have been broken for the last, oh...month or so? Let's just say I will post some time next week...