Friday, May 31, 2013

Happy Shit – 5/31/13

Hello all! This has felt like the longest work week in history, even though Monday was a holiday. I am attributing that to the fact that I just wanted to continue my vacation and not do work things at all.

Fuck and damnation.
It doesn't help that I hate extremes in temperatures and this week went from cool and windy to hotter than balls in one damn night, because New England weather is a dick like that.
This is how those of us who sunburn easily feel when you make us go outside.
Anyway, fun fact of the week: The giraffe was once called a "camelopard" because people thought it was a cross between a camel and a leopard.
Yeah. Makes complete sense.
And happy shit! YEAH!
The Sad Cat Diaries, which are not sad at all.
I would like to receive two rubs exactly. A third one, and I will bite the shit out of them as per protocol.
This gif of a dude trying to making his workout fun.
When he spins, I imagine he is squealing,"WHEEEEEEEEEE!" like a little girl.
I don't know whether to be disturbed or amused by the Founding Father Pin-ups...thanks for the confusion Casey...dammit.
Scare-roused?
This gif of what I would probably do if I were a window cleaner...I would not be a good window cleaner.
Cleaning is only fun if you get to scare the shit out of people.
Ice Ice Baby on a Zamboni by Flula.
That Zamboni driver looks fucking PUMPED.
This gif of an awesome real life Transformer.
Transformers! People in disguise!
The Halo Medley by Lindsey Stirling, William Joseph, and the 405th.
Objective updated: Protect the piano.
And that is it. I am going to try and stay cool this weekend as the heat is supposed to continue.

5 comments:

Amber Holt said...

I'm not sure what the hell is up with Mother Nature, but she needs to stop smoking crack and give us some normal weather! I feel your pain down here in Tennessee, 88 one day 60 the next! Our lakes are like 10 degrees below normal, which: NOT COOL I'd like to get in and float sometime this summer!

Melissa Bloechl said...

Mother Nature is a fickle bitch. I just want nice weather...weather where I am not going to have tit and ass sweat or freeze my ass off.

Our lakes and the ocean are always cold, no matter what time of year it is. At Lake Francis in northern NH people have had their heads turn blue from rinsing their heads in the lake water spigots - in August. Fuck that shit.

Valerie said...

OMG.... I want to be a transformer!!!! The city would be mine!!!!MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Higgs!

Valerie

Robyn said...

I was in serious need of a dose of happy. Thank you!

My contribution: http://weavesilk.com/

(I can spend hours on there . . . )

Melissa Bloechl said...

Robyn: OMG. I am in love with weavesilk now. The first thing I made looks like a vagina with an insect head...I don't know what that says about me, but it wasn't intentional...This probably prove highly distracting at work, but I am strangely okay with that.

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