Friday, May 17, 2013

Happy Shit – 5/17/13

Hello all! Here is my week/weekend recap for you:

First: This past Wednesday was our 3rd wedding anniversary! We have now been together a grand total of 10 years!
Check out our wedding photo. Totally bitchin'.
(Yup, that is my real hair color. Sadly, I am not a really a ginger.)
David made an awesome dinner Wednesday night and then I passed out because I have been sick all week. Inevitably, I am always sick around holidays or important events. I think I have a combination of allergies and a cold going on right now and it is making me feel like my head is filled with lead, but with the added bonus of itchy eyes, a runny nose, and now coughing. Bleeeeghghghahgh...
Today I am on Dayquil and therefore SUPER AWARE.
Second: It has been a long week but this afternoon I am getting my hair done AND getting a pedicure!
When you can exfoliate one foot with your other foot, you should seek professional help...
Third: DOCTOR WHO SEASON FINALE IS THIS WEEKEND! WOOOO!!! Sadly though, that means no new episodes until the 50th anniversary special in November. Boo.
If I don't find out what is up with Clara in this episode, I'm gonna be pissed.
Anyway, here is the fact of the week: A group of kittens is called a "kindle." A group of grown cats is called a "clowder." A male cat is called a "tom," a female cat is called a "molly" or "queen", and young cats are called "kittens." This has been a random assortment of cat facts. You're welcome internet.
Kindle?
And now, HAPPY SHIT! YEAH!

I would like to thank my sister-in-law for introducing me to Flula's videos. Here is one of his early ones called Name Three Germans!
Hitler is fucking Austrian.
No, that is not the same as German.
The videos that Flula is more well known for are of him trying to decipher the meaning of some random American colloquialisms. Like this one about the phrase "party pooper."
She poops at parties?! America is more fucked than I previously anticipated.
Just one more: Kick Ass and Take Names?
Imagine that down here there are some anuses...just a large herd of booties.
This is how I feel when I haven't had coffee...except the latte part. I like my coffee black.
For only the price of a cup of coffee a day, you can buy Josh a cup of coffee!
This one makes me giggle.
PEW! PEW! PEW!
I feel like the dude doing all the shooting would be me and the dude just sitting there looking at me like I am insane would be my husband.
And if you are feeling lonely, Hire-A-Stalker!
Hire-A-Stalker: Caring from a distance.
If zombies figure out how to do this, we are all fucking screwed.
I...I never planned for this contingency. Fuck.
This baby owl taking a bath.
His name is Peabody. And he loves you.
And this armadillo taking a bath.
OMFG! Armadillo tummy!
For the first time ever in the world, you play with a real live platypus (at Australia's Healesville Sanctuary).
This female platypus loves tummy tickles. SQUEEE!!!
And finally, to leave you scared for life, here are some disturbing baby shower cakes.
It starts out tame, but then this happens.
Dear god, what the fuck is that?!

4 comments:

Charleen said...

"When you can exfoliate one foot with your other foot..."

Sadly, I know this feeling all too well...

Valerie said...

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG I NEED TO GO TO AUSTRALIA AND PLAY WITH A PLATYPUS. I NEED TO GO NOW.

RIGHT NOW,, DO NOT PASS GO. DO NOT COLLECT $200.

Also happy anniversary!

Hugs!

Valerie

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Melissa Bloechl said...

Charleen: It is gross. Like a brillo pad or something.

Valerie: That one was specifically for you. You might want to collect the $200 though, as flights to Australia are expensive as hell.

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