Friday, May 24, 2013

Happy Shit –5/24/13

Hi guys! I am fucking PUMPED that this is a three day weekend. Unfortunately, it is going to rain almost the entire time and we were supposed to mow the lawn, which already looks like a jungle. But I don't have to go to work on Monday, and that is awesome enough to make up for the deluge.
I don't even give a shit. I have a day off!
Fun fact of the week: The city of Juneau, Alaska covers approximately 3,000 square miles, which makes it bigger than the entire state of Delaware.
I have always thought Delaware looked like a little gnome sitting down...anyone else think that?
Not a lot of them this week, but here is all of the Happy Shit!

This rap about Dad Life is hilariously awesome.
They're drivin' by, peepin' at my landscape. Yo, these greens got nothin' on my manscape...
And along the same line is the Parent Rap about rollin' with your own posse of shorties.
My PB&Js will set your world on fire. I could make you mac n' cheese blindfolded on a wire.
This rendition of Dearly Beloved by Taylor Davis is beautiful.
I love piano and string instrument pairings...
I think this makeup tutorial is cool, even though I have never watched the show Defiance.
And I love weird contacts.
This Max No Sleeves video about baby names.
I always initially see the name Marissa backwards when I read it and it makes me giggle.
Bloopers from the Batman parody series by College Humor.
No, of course I'm not Batman! I'm Bruce Wayne! See?!
And The Piano Guys confusing some cows.
He's making a "moo" noise, but I don't trust him. He is the weirdest looking cow I have ever seen.
In closing I would like to share this quote from Doctor Who, which I find inspiring:
Doctor Who has a lot of these little life lessons.


Valerie said...

That Doctor Who quote is fantastic!!

Also, my lawn is a hot mess. And we mowed it 2 days ago.



Melissa Bloechl said...

I feel like I am not meant to have a lawn. I am really bad at caring for it, mostly because I don't like doing it.

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