Unfortunately, I don't have a lot of time today to put this together, but I didn't want to leave you with nothing because I love you. Let's do this shit.
Fun fact of the week:
|This is an Australian possum. Surprisingly, it doesn't want to kill you like the rest of the continent.|
Here are 25 types of people on a date.
|Tell you what, you ain't orderin' SHIT. You eatin' some CORNFLAKES.|
|Space. The final frontier.|
|Back then, I'd dress it up with a bracelet and a bow. Now I accessorize above my lip and below my nose.|
|I have always enjoyed some Mozart. Fuck yeah, Amadeus.|
|I should have tried this in high school, but that floor was fucking dirty...so maybe not.|
|He says,"Fuck the po-po."|
|What do you mean, "No, it's not for Dobbye"? All of the things are for Dobbye! ALL OF THEM.|