This entry is regarding house plants. Or just plants in general. I kill them.
|If you give me a plant or expect me to take care of one of yours,|
you have sentenced it to certain death.
|Do you have any idea how hard this shit is to kill?!|
I killed it very effectively without any effort at all.
|Mostly because I don't touch it and I try not to breathe near it...|
|"Maybe you are just a dumbass." - The Plants|
|Oh, goddamnit! I just bought you ten minutes ago!|