Happy Shit – 8/23/13

Hi everybody. It has been a really long week, full of lots of stupid people and assholes.

Is it because of the full moon this past Tuesday? Because if it is, fuck the moon.

However, as shitty as this week was, I did not experience a panic attack AT ALL. There were several close calls, but NO PANIC ATTACKS, YOU GUYS! FUCK YEAH!

WOOHOO!

Ahem...anyway...fun fact of the week: The international telephone dialing code for Antarctica is 672.

Hello? Yes, this is penguin...

And happy shit:

In the spirit of summer, here is how Wolverine has fun at the beach.

I think my favorite part is the shitty tin foil claws that he wields like deadly weapons.

This 100% accurate reenactment of a dancer's day in New York. Thank you Facebook friend!

Better stretch on this really crowded subway in my creepily tight tights...

I find this video to be comforting: Be yourself.

This is pretty much what I feel like when I try to "fit in".

And this video about a bouncer becoming a health care professional.

"Some people say I can't make it as a healthcare professional.
Most of those people are still eating through a tube in intensive care."

And this one from the same series about a wrestler becoming a healthcare professional.

What is a reason someone might need an x-ray?
Because a gnarly pile-driver disintegrated some of their vertebrae?!

This new song from Taylor Davis and Lara is lovely.

I love this Piano Guys video.

Berlin is even more lovely in person.

And the behind the scenes of the Berlin video.

This is NOT a stunt cello.

And this creepy-as-fuck thing that my friend showed me this week: Doll face swapping.

GAH! FUCK!
Look at that thing's thousand yard stare! It is just waiting for you to fall asleep so it can devour your soul.

The reason I don't have that much stuff to share this week is because David introduced me to a site I can use to play movies and TV shows in the background at work! I hate working in silence and sometimes music just doesn't do it for me. This week I listened to Captain America, Thor, Iron Man 1 & 2, The Avengers, Brave, Despicable Me, and my favorite childhood movie in the whole world: Bedknobs and Broomsticks. If you haven't seen it, you should.

A witch, a bed that travels through a weird LSD trip, talking animals, ghostly moving suits of armor, AND Nazis?! FUCK YEAH!