Happy Shit – 8/30/13

Hi everybody, I worked the longest 40 hours in 4 days EVER; however, that means I actually have today off as well as Monday! WOOOO! LONG WEEKEND!

Dobby is FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

This is probably the first week ever since starting my blog that I am actually typing and publishing it from my own home computer. Normally, I write and put it together on my Mac on my lunch breaks because then I have access to all cool photo editing and drawing software. It is weird to be doing this on a PC...it feels like nothing is in the right place. Usually I just use this machine for checking email, facebooking, and playing Fallout...

I enjoy roaming the desert, hoarding everything I find, and sniping the shit out of ALL THE THINGS.

Fun fact of the week: The main library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.

Books?...Well...fuck.

With school starting up again and the holiday weekend, there just haven't been that many funny videos...but here are the ones I found!

First and foremost: Dildos. Just a bunch of floppy dildos falling into a pile. I can't explain why this is so hilarious to me.

Just majestically flopping into a pile.

This gif of an adorable hedgehog floating in the sink.

Flula tries to puzzle out the meaning of the phrase "shit bricks."

If that comes out of your pooper, you might want to seek medical attention. Because your anus will be bleeding. Profusely.

This really cool gif of a thunderstorm rolling in.

This video of Grand Theft Auto where someone made a piano car. The music just makes it hilarious.

Makin' my way downtown...taunting cops...I'm 'ho bound...

This gif of an alka seltzer tablet dissolving in zero gravity.

I love watching videos and trying tutorials for different photo manipulations, even if I don't end up finding a use for any of the techniques at work (for those of you who aren't aware, I am a graphic designer). This is a really cool time lapse of the whole process for a manipulation I saw recently...

He makes this. But out of photos and shit. The end result is pretty awesome.

And this gif of three simultaneous jump failures.

Okay. Okay, okay, okay....JUMP!...FUCK!

And these pictures of guys with fancy lady hair.

Sassy, yet elegant...

And this video of a guy doing a cover of The Final Coundown on his own handmade kazoo-key-lele.

Hells yeah.

And that was really all I could find this week...Have a good long weekend :-)

Happy Shit – 8/23/13

Hi everybody. It has been a really long week, full of lots of stupid people and assholes.

Is it because of the full moon this past Tuesday? Because if it is, fuck the moon.

However, as shitty as this week was, I did not experience a panic attack AT ALL. There were several close calls, but NO PANIC ATTACKS, YOU GUYS! FUCK YEAH!

WOOHOO!

Ahem...anyway...fun fact of the week: The international telephone dialing code for Antarctica is 672.

Hello? Yes, this is penguin...

And happy shit:

In the spirit of summer, here is how Wolverine has fun at the beach.

I think my favorite part is the shitty tin foil claws that he wields like deadly weapons.

This 100% accurate reenactment of a dancer's day in New York. Thank you Facebook friend!

Better stretch on this really crowded subway in my creepily tight tights...

I find this video to be comforting: Be yourself.

This is pretty much what I feel like when I try to "fit in".

And this video about a bouncer becoming a health care professional.

"Some people say I can't make it as a healthcare professional.
Most of those people are still eating through a tube in intensive care."

And this one from the same series about a wrestler becoming a healthcare professional.

What is a reason someone might need an x-ray?
Because a gnarly pile-driver disintegrated some of their vertebrae?!

This new song from Taylor Davis and Lara is lovely.

I love this Piano Guys video.

Berlin is even more lovely in person.

And the behind the scenes of the Berlin video.

This is NOT a stunt cello.

And this creepy-as-fuck thing that my friend showed me this week: Doll face swapping.

GAH! FUCK!
Look at that thing's thousand yard stare! It is just waiting for you to fall asleep so it can devour your soul.

The reason I don't have that much stuff to share this week is because David introduced me to a site I can use to play movies and TV shows in the background at work! I hate working in silence and sometimes music just doesn't do it for me. This week I listened to Captain America, Thor, Iron Man 1 & 2, The Avengers, Brave, Despicable Me, and my favorite childhood movie in the whole world: Bedknobs and Broomsticks. If you haven't seen it, you should.

A witch, a bed that travels through a weird LSD trip, talking animals, ghostly moving suits of armor, AND Nazis?! FUCK YEAH!

Happy Shit – 8/16/13

Hi everybody. Only one panic attack this week and it happened in my sleep so I woke up with muscle pain all down my left arm and side. It was less than awesome, but at least I am not having six attacks a day anymore, so...winning? Kinda?

Yay!

Also, Bahamas tourism people: Stop telling me how awesome your islands are in the advertisements on EVERY GODDAMN YOUTUBE VIDEO I WATCH. I know you're awesome, I just can't afford how awesome you are, so please shut up.

Behold! My honeymoon on Great Exuma in the Bahamas. The first and only tropical place I have ever been.

Fun fact of the week: Rhode Island is the smallest state with the longest name. The official name, used on all state documents, is "Rhode Island and Providence Plantations.

Me thinks, someone is compensating for something...

And now, happy shit! FUCK YEAH, BITCHES!

I am in love with this blueberry muffin tea. Seriously. LOVE.

It tastes like muffins. It is fucking magical.
The other teas from Teasy that are also fantastic: Harvest Apple, Blood Orange (makes awesome iced tea), and Earl Grey La Crème (I don't even like regular Earl Grey, but this one is fantastic).

And this gif of a banana biker...I don't even know what is going on here, but I like it.

GO BANANA MAN! GO!

And Star Wars Speed Dating.

Maybe YOU'RE the droid I'm looking for.

Flula tries to puzzle out the phrase "Come hell or high water."

"There's a Satan man around and he kills all the people with the Satan fork."
(I can't help it, I always picture the Robot Devil whenever Satan is mentioned...it comes up in conversation way more often than you would think. Or maybe that's just me.)

This gif of what happens EVERY TIME I try to work mini blinds.

Fuck you, blinds.
FUCK. YOU.

Men Explain: Panties.

"Panty-pirate always gets the booty!" Aw yeah...

Jenna Marbles explains why it is annoying as fuck to look with your whole face. I call these people close lookers. They are kinda like close talkers, and just as creepy...maybe I should do a post on my hatred of "close" people...

No, don't just look at the dog...LOOK AT THE DOG WITH YOUR WHOLE FACE.

This collaboration of Peter Hollens and Lindsey Stirling doing a medley of Star Wars songs.

OMG! Lightsabers!

And of course there is a behind the scenes video...

We're gonna go SWARPing this weekend...it's like LARPing, but with more lightsabers.
Still doesn't beat the historical pre-enactment society though...

This gif always makes me laugh.

I love the bored derp face she has on the entire time.

And Kidnapping Siri.

Would you like to search the web for "Irritable Bowel Syndrome"? I will call you Doctor Farty-pants, okay?

And a rock cover for the Assassin's Creed 3 theme.

He has his hatchet and his axe...you know, because an axe is a guitar shape AND a weapon...though the guitar he has is not an axe...Fuck. It's a pun, dammit!

And the Rubber Band of Brothers.

Why does the black guy always gotta die first?!

And finally, here is a dramatic reenactment of what I will be doing when I get home:

Oh, splat cat...you understand me...

I've been trying to work on some other posts, but my brain is all "DERRRRRRRRRRRP" and doesn't want to cooperate. Apparently, it would rather freak out and have panic attacks in my sleep. Asshole.

Happy Shit – 8/9/13

Hi everybody.

I am not better yet, and I'm not going to talk about the huge dump anxiety had taken on my life right now. Suffice it to say, I have been feeling more normal the past couple of days so I put together some stuff for today.

Fun fact of the week: Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

I am afraid of this fish (called the Sheepshead Drum) and it's creepy human teeth.

Now, let's do this happy shit:

My friend on facebook shared this lovely link with me. I had seen them before, but they are just as disturbing the second time around.

Do you know what that is? Better question: do you WANT to know what that is?

This infographic about the different types of bras.

It isn't that I don't love you Workhorse bra...you are the best.

And even though it has been everywhere, it was on my list to share last Friday before everything went all pear-shaped, so TA-DA: The Camp Gyno.

The Red Badge of Courage!

And the new parkour video for Assassin's Creed 4.

Pirate ships? BITCHIN'.

And the behind the scenes footage for the Assassin's Creed 4 parkour video.

I couldn't keep up with these parkour guys and hold a camera.

And the Jenna Marbles Answers Your Questions video.

"Hi, I'm Herman and I pooped in the hotel."

David and I do not watch sports, we watch people play board games on a YouTube show called Tabletop, hosted by Wil Wheaton. In this episode of Not the Flog, he discusses which games have mobile versions so you can play a game on your phone while pooping.

Awesome.

I find HartBeat super hilarious. Here she explains why just because she likes women, it doesn't mean she like to dress like one. Oh and there is some watermelon...yeah.

It gets weird.

And Hart explaining how procrastination works.

Including my new favorite quote,"I am hungrier than Africa right now."

A friend of Hart's talks about life being hard for big and little bitches in this medium sized world.

Being a little bitch with bigger boobs, I get both sides. But I ESPECIALLY understand this.
WHY AM I ON LEVEL WITH EVERYONE'S ARMPITS?!

And that's it for this week.