Happy Shit – 3/15/13

Happy end of the week guys! This week was still busy, but it didn't suck as much as previous weeks, so I am pretty stoked about that.

Fun story from my drive in this morning: I was on the highway, when I happen to glance over at the car next to me. I do a double take. This is what I see...

Waldo?! What the fucking shit?!

Reading a book? A BOOK?! How do you even fucking do that?! More importantly, WHY the hell would you WANT to do that? I like to enjoy my book reading experience, usually on a comfy surface with a cup of tea, not casually glance-reading while hurtling down the road at 75 mph. So thanks dude, for scaring the shit out of me AND make me question humanity, all before I had my coffee.

In other news, here is the fact of the week: The grizzly bear is the official state animal of California, but no grizzly bears have been seen there since 1922.

This is the picture that came up when I searched for "Grizzly Bears."

Now, happy shit!

Mother's Day was on March 10th in the UK (don't worry if you live in the US, ours isn't until May 12th), so Brad from World of Orange decided to share some lovely stories about his mom.

"All of my mum's favorite children are present...which is why my sister is not here."
FUCKING BURN.

And 50 State Stereotypes in two minutes.

New Hampshire: Half hippie, half French. All upper class.
(Caveat: All upper class...if you are near the seacoast
...and not in Seabrook...or certain areas of Hampton...)

And this video about our love/hate relationship with Facebook...

Because if you don't love me on Facebook, you don't love me in real life.

And this sweet cover of Imagine Dragons "Radioactive" (original video is here) by Lindsey Stirling and Pentatonics.

Does this video remind anyone else of Fallout?

This gallery of haunting underwater images by Andreas Franke (the models are photoshopped into underwater settings, but the gallery itself was submerged)

"Let's go for a walk in the ocean,"she said, "It'll be fun" she said.
Now my dress is soaked. Thanks bitch. Thanks.

This short video of a capybara named Dobbye jumping into a swimming pool. Dobbye is an entertaining capy with his own Facebook page and website. He has destroyed four pools by biting holes in the liners and poops on the floor in the kitchen when he doesn't get what he wants...but really don't we all?

I'm not going to jump in right away because that is what she wants me to do. I jump in on my terms.

And I know I have shared her stuff before, but seriously this woman can make herself look like ANYONE.

The many faces of Promise Phan.
First row: Beyonce, Adele, Angelina Jolie
Second row: Marilyn Monroe, Alena Shishkova, Scarlett Johansson
Third row: Lil Wayne, Taylor Swift, Michael Jackson

And now friends, let me introduce you to MOBA. MOBA is the Museum of Bad Art which I didn't even know was a thing until yesterday. Their motto is "Art too bad to be ignored." This place(s) is(are) SO going on my bucket list.

This piece is entitled "Dog." Yeah, it is that awesomely bad.

And that is it for this week! Happy St. Patrick's Day this weekend and see you next week :-)