Happy Shit – 11/2/12

We have reached the end of another week! Yayness!

Fun random fact of the day: Your brain accounts for just 3% of your body’s weight but consumes 17% of your body’s total energy.

He is like the body's fatass.

Okay, now here is some shit that made me happy this week:

This FULLY FUNCTIONAL Pip-Boy. I want this.

If you have played Fallout, you know how awesome this is.
If you haven't played it and you like video games, what the hell is wrong with you? Do that shit.
If you don't like video games, what the hell is wrong with you? Not even Mario Kart?!

This video in which Teddy Bear teaches everyone how to eat a pumpkin is just damn adorable.

Teddy Bear says, "Oh hai!" 

I had forgotten all about this until the other day when someone mentioned Cosmo Magazine...

This is a teachable moment...

On Halloween, I had candy for breakfast. And for a post lunch snack. And yesterday after dinner I may or may not have eaten 8 fun-sized KitKat bars. Don't judge me. The candy was free. FREE!

What would you have done?!

Let me introduce you to Giant Pumpkin-Boat Racing. Because Maine. Aye-yup.

I shit you not, this is real. And so is that guy's ZZ Top beard.

This article on the Seven Most Ridiculous Ghost Stories From Around The World will scar your very soul.

This guy knows how to give someone the stink eye...

Also these articles on the creepiest places on Earth: Part 1   Part 2   Part 3   Part 4

Oh, holy fucking Christ.
Thanks for the nightmare fuel.

A very serious tutorial (or not) for making a T-shirt into a sleeveless shirt by MaxNoSleeves.

Pro Tip: Don't use V-necks.

I posted this on my Facebook on Monday, but there is a Halloween episode of Ask A Mortician.

Eat candy - think of death

Jenna Marbles boyfriend does her makeup and it is fabulous.

This is clearly going well.

And that is some stuff that I enjoyed this week. Have a good weekend and see ya Monday bitches :-)